Why i dont drink Absolut anymore
I've drunk a shitload of booze in my life and Absolut was the reason i started drinking vodka (had always been a Gin fan since i started mydrunkenlife). Well guess i was young and totally taken in by their marketing but thats besides the point and the following are the reasons why i dont drink that shit anymore.
1. Absolut is a cheap vodka widely used in most clubs/pubs. Personally i dont like to drink what everyone else drinks. Kinda picked up elitist habit from some people i know.
2. Its not very smooth, sorry i mean its not smooth at all. burns ur fuckin throat when you drink it. Honestly after you've tried the good stuff like grey goose n belvedere you're never going back.
3. Taking shots of it used to give me a kick but nowadays it just makes me wanna hurl. In fact, me n the guys have actually developed a sense for Absolut and taking one whiff we'd put the glass down. I have no idea how i managed to shoot it for so many years.
4. Increase in financial status. Growing older kinda means your cash balance increases, more allowance, ability to hold higher paying jobs and this equates to being able to enjoy the finer luxuries in life or in my case the premium spirits. I'm actually very thankful for this fact.
5. Having my buddies agreeing with me the Absolut is somthing we're not going to touch anymore.
6. Finally the most important reason is cos a year ago i got totally sloshed on it n puked my guts out. Was having some problems with the ex (i've left names out to maintain some sense of anonnoymity) and was pretty depressed so i kinda took to the bottle. Thats one mistake i wont make again. Anyhow the totally embarressing night which i hope no one rememebers kinda gave me even more reason to stop drinking that stuff. haha.
As gone as i was that night i did remember one funny incident. Sitting slumped over outside Chinablack with my puke all over me i do remember seeing my preggz standing in front of me. But thats not the funny part. Everything was really blur so couldnt make out her face but in my mind i was thinking "hey arent those minsy's boobs". hahaha
So now its just gonna be the good shit for me.
1. Absolut is a cheap vodka widely used in most clubs/pubs. Personally i dont like to drink what everyone else drinks. Kinda picked up elitist habit from some people i know.
2. Its not very smooth, sorry i mean its not smooth at all. burns ur fuckin throat when you drink it. Honestly after you've tried the good stuff like grey goose n belvedere you're never going back.
3. Taking shots of it used to give me a kick but nowadays it just makes me wanna hurl. In fact, me n the guys have actually developed a sense for Absolut and taking one whiff we'd put the glass down. I have no idea how i managed to shoot it for so many years.
4. Increase in financial status. Growing older kinda means your cash balance increases, more allowance, ability to hold higher paying jobs and this equates to being able to enjoy the finer luxuries in life or in my case the premium spirits. I'm actually very thankful for this fact.
5. Having my buddies agreeing with me the Absolut is somthing we're not going to touch anymore.
6. Finally the most important reason is cos a year ago i got totally sloshed on it n puked my guts out. Was having some problems with the ex (i've left names out to maintain some sense of anonnoymity) and was pretty depressed so i kinda took to the bottle. Thats one mistake i wont make again. Anyhow the totally embarressing night which i hope no one rememebers kinda gave me even more reason to stop drinking that stuff. haha.
As gone as i was that night i did remember one funny incident. Sitting slumped over outside Chinablack with my puke all over me i do remember seeing my preggz standing in front of me. But thats not the funny part. Everything was really blur so couldnt make out her face but in my mind i was thinking "hey arent those minsy's boobs". hahaha
So now its just gonna be the good shit for me.
posted by jonjon at 4:01 PM
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