Jon's 5 Levels of Sloshiness

Well i kinda realised that since there's many stages of intoxication n somtimes pple mix them up i've decided to come up with Jon's own 5 levels of sloshiness to kinda set a standard. =)

Sober: Not having a single drop of the 'sauce' = boring

Still OK: A few drinks but still able to pass the breathalyzer at road blocks

Sloshed: High enough to basically do stupid shit like sing "have i told you lately"

Wasted: Puking over a drain or better yet lying in ur own puke n still sayin ur ok

Winfred: Having to be sent to the hospital cos ur're puking blood. I bow before u.

My suggestion to have a sloshing good time would be to get to the 'sloshed' level bordering that of 'wasted'. n guys, pls try not to get to 'winfred' yea.